Thursday, November 25, 2004
Tuesday, November 23, 2004
Cat rapes woman after performing oral sex on her
Two women attempted to experience sexual pleasure from an intimate contact with a cat. The weird endeavor ended rather sad for one of the women: she was hospitalized with severe genital injuries.
Doctors arrived to hospitalize a woman, who had suffered from unexpected bleeding, as they were told on the phone. They saw a woman lying on the sofa. The woman was wearing only a jumper. Streaks of blood could be seen on her legs. The woman's friend was speechless to explain what happened.
The woman was taken to the gynecological department of the local hospital, where doctors determined the unusual character of the genital injuries. Stitching the wounds, they supposed that a sex maniac had attacked the woman and injured her in the crotch. The truth, however, surpassed all expectations. When the woman recovered, she confessed that she had been injured during her love act with a cat.
The woman's name was Svetlana. Her husband, an entrepreneur, was constantly away on business trips. That day he was out of town too. Svetlana was bored and she decided to visit her friend, Vera. The two women had some wine and started talking about intimate matters.
Vera was the first, who suggested trying something totally unusual: "Do you wanna try the real thing?" asked she. When Vera clarified, what the real thing was about, Svetlana was terrified. However, the idea seemed to be attractive to her after the women talked about it and had some more wine. "Life is too short, one has to try everything!" Svetlana decided.
Vera brought in a cat. The cat named as Timka was living in the house for quite a long time. Vera took her clothes off, put the light out and played an adult movie on the video recorder. She lied down, took a bottle of valerian and poured some on her most intimate body part. When the cat smelled valerian, he started licking it away, putting Vera in the state of ecstasy.
"Now it is your turn, you try," Vera told Svetlana when she was done. "You know, my friend, there is nothing better than the cat's little tongue," said she.
When the cat started licking valerian off from Svetlana, something happened to the animal. Timka probably took too much of the medication: he started licking the liquid away but all of a sudden he seized the genitals of the poor woman with his claws and teeth. Svetlana screamed and tried to push the fierce pet lover away from her, but the cat wouldn't let go. Vera hurried to help her friend: she emptied a bucket of water on the cat and threw the animal out of the house. When she saw that Svetlana was bleeding, she called an ambulance.
When Svetlana returned home from the hospital, she had to tell the story to her husband, Boris. The man could not take the fact that his wife preferred having oral sex with a cat: Boris kicked Svetlana out of the house and the abandoned woman had to stay with her mother. The offended man is not going to forgive his wife: the couple is currently divorcing.
It is noteworthy that lonely women often use their pets (cats or dogs, regardless of sex) to satisfy their sexual needs. Such pet adventures often lead to lamentable consequences - not for pets, but for orgasm-craving women, as a rule. An overdose of valerian can make the loveliest cat become a fierce and aggressive animal.
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Two women attempted to experience sexual pleasure from an intimate contact with a cat. The weird endeavor ended rather sad for one of the women: she was hospitalized with severe genital injuries.
Doctors arrived to hospitalize a woman, who had suffered from unexpected bleeding, as they were told on the phone. They saw a woman lying on the sofa. The woman was wearing only a jumper. Streaks of blood could be seen on her legs. The woman's friend was speechless to explain what happened.
The woman was taken to the gynecological department of the local hospital, where doctors determined the unusual character of the genital injuries. Stitching the wounds, they supposed that a sex maniac had attacked the woman and injured her in the crotch. The truth, however, surpassed all expectations. When the woman recovered, she confessed that she had been injured during her love act with a cat.
The woman's name was Svetlana. Her husband, an entrepreneur, was constantly away on business trips. That day he was out of town too. Svetlana was bored and she decided to visit her friend, Vera. The two women had some wine and started talking about intimate matters.
Vera was the first, who suggested trying something totally unusual: "Do you wanna try the real thing?" asked she. When Vera clarified, what the real thing was about, Svetlana was terrified. However, the idea seemed to be attractive to her after the women talked about it and had some more wine. "Life is too short, one has to try everything!" Svetlana decided.
Vera brought in a cat. The cat named as Timka was living in the house for quite a long time. Vera took her clothes off, put the light out and played an adult movie on the video recorder. She lied down, took a bottle of valerian and poured some on her most intimate body part. When the cat smelled valerian, he started licking it away, putting Vera in the state of ecstasy.
"Now it is your turn, you try," Vera told Svetlana when she was done. "You know, my friend, there is nothing better than the cat's little tongue," said she.
When the cat started licking valerian off from Svetlana, something happened to the animal. Timka probably took too much of the medication: he started licking the liquid away but all of a sudden he seized the genitals of the poor woman with his claws and teeth. Svetlana screamed and tried to push the fierce pet lover away from her, but the cat wouldn't let go. Vera hurried to help her friend: she emptied a bucket of water on the cat and threw the animal out of the house. When she saw that Svetlana was bleeding, she called an ambulance.
When Svetlana returned home from the hospital, she had to tell the story to her husband, Boris. The man could not take the fact that his wife preferred having oral sex with a cat: Boris kicked Svetlana out of the house and the abandoned woman had to stay with her mother. The offended man is not going to forgive his wife: the couple is currently divorcing.
It is noteworthy that lonely women often use their pets (cats or dogs, regardless of sex) to satisfy their sexual needs. Such pet adventures often lead to lamentable consequences - not for pets, but for orgasm-craving women, as a rule. An overdose of valerian can make the loveliest cat become a fierce and aggressive animal.
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Monday, November 15, 2004
Howdy folks!!! How is everyone??? Me... well I am okay. Could be better could be worse. So ya no... Anywho! Yea I dont have anything to say really... so umm bye!
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Thursday, November 04, 2004
Okay... I am having some sorta attack... Wish I new why! My heart is racing, and I can clearly feal my pulse in my temples, back of my neck, and at my wrists. Why the back of my neck I dont no, but its there to! It also is starting to feal like breathing is difficult ( a litte, more like I have to work for it than anything). What F'n fun. I would love to go to sleep, but I cant. I must be worried\stressed about something. I really wish I new what so I can take steps to fix it! I dont no... I need to learn to do whats best for me I guess, I just wish I new what that was. Heh, its sad I use this as my public forumn or complaining. It alwasy seems to sooth me a little rwiting to this thing. Even when I dont always say fully whats on my mind. I guess maybe I am just... hrmmm worried about things in general. Life in general. To many conflicting emotions where I dont no what to do. My love life is kinda... Its good in one respect but in otheres it leaves alot to be desired... mainly stability. My school life is good, but I feal that I am a partial failure because I am 22 and I am farther away from knowing what I want to do than when I was 19. My family life is as good as always, I can never complain about that. I have pretty much taken up cooking a dinner once a week, and to be honest I really enjoy it. I guess at times I just feal run down. I dont get out to often, I mean I want to but things tend not to work out that way. Either people cant, change plans, decide to hang out with someone else or get 'stuck' doing somethign else until its to late to do whatever it is we were planning, or I was planning on doing. I guess thats just how it work out sometimes. Hey! This magic forumn of my emotions seems to be working slightly only my heart is racing now! Bad part is I am wide awake! So i guess I will continue boring you all with my constant barrage of meaningless talk!
I think lately I have been fealing lonely even though there has been someone in my life. I cant explain it becase I dont understand it. I dont no what it is I want, I really wish I new. I think I want stability but I dont think there is anyway of me achieving that at this moment in time. Before I get that stability I have to get over my own inhabitions. I have to get over my own tendency to be shy when it comes to talking to people. I think once I conquor this then my natural humor and whatever else I have would shine and I would become the sexy bitch I think I am and you all know I am! Right now though... I am F'n freezing!
Okay so back to be complaining! I want to take a pilgramage. In a way I want a job that does alot of traveling, where I have to meet new people on a constant basis and do whatever. I dont no. I also kinda want to take a cross country road trip, just for hte fun of it. Pack just a few pairs of pants and lots of underware and socks and head away with some cute chick (any takers???). Where we can have a fun filled jurney of driving randomly, sex in EVERY national park and whatever else comes our way. That seems exciting yet relaxing at the same time. I know it wouldnt work out well though. The car would probable break right outside the NJ border. When I go to reach for my waller for the AAA card, I will relize I left my wallet on my dresser, and then whatever girl I am with will spontaneously combust. but thats just how I foresee it happening!
So whatelse can I talk about. Hrmmmmmm. I guess back to the love life. I really dont no what it is I want. I guess my biggest problem is that I have trouble fealing like someone actually does like me. Sometimes i sit around and feal like I am just waiting to be replaced, that I am a fine person to be with until someone better comes along. Well not better, because I have a hard time belieing ANY girl can do better than me. So until someone else comes along. I dont no, I shouldnt feal that way. I dont really no why I do but... I guess its my insecurity coming out. I wont get into what I have to be insecure about... I could make a list if I ever decided to though!
So far my blogging therepy is working... my heart is down to a just noticible that it isnt normal. I'd make changed to my life but I really dont no what changes I want to make and or how to make them. So I will just go with the flow. Alright, I guess I am gonna go try to get some sleep now. I have work in a few hours. I would really enjoy a nights sleep. I dont no, I have a fealing its going to be one of those nights where I am awake all night. Oh joy, hopefully there is something good on tv. I doubt it though, since there never is. I dont no I kinda just want to continue to ramble on and on and on. But since I am near 1000 words, and I doubt anyone cared to read it all I will leave... but I shall try ot leave on a hight note! So here is a bad joke!!!
Bad Joke!!!!:
It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape.
He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow.
The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs"
... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy.
Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache.
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I think lately I have been fealing lonely even though there has been someone in my life. I cant explain it becase I dont understand it. I dont no what it is I want, I really wish I new. I think I want stability but I dont think there is anyway of me achieving that at this moment in time. Before I get that stability I have to get over my own inhabitions. I have to get over my own tendency to be shy when it comes to talking to people. I think once I conquor this then my natural humor and whatever else I have would shine and I would become the sexy bitch I think I am and you all know I am! Right now though... I am F'n freezing!
Okay so back to be complaining! I want to take a pilgramage. In a way I want a job that does alot of traveling, where I have to meet new people on a constant basis and do whatever. I dont no. I also kinda want to take a cross country road trip, just for hte fun of it. Pack just a few pairs of pants and lots of underware and socks and head away with some cute chick (any takers???). Where we can have a fun filled jurney of driving randomly, sex in EVERY national park and whatever else comes our way. That seems exciting yet relaxing at the same time. I know it wouldnt work out well though. The car would probable break right outside the NJ border. When I go to reach for my waller for the AAA card, I will relize I left my wallet on my dresser, and then whatever girl I am with will spontaneously combust. but thats just how I foresee it happening!
So whatelse can I talk about. Hrmmmmmm. I guess back to the love life. I really dont no what it is I want. I guess my biggest problem is that I have trouble fealing like someone actually does like me. Sometimes i sit around and feal like I am just waiting to be replaced, that I am a fine person to be with until someone better comes along. Well not better, because I have a hard time belieing ANY girl can do better than me. So until someone else comes along. I dont no, I shouldnt feal that way. I dont really no why I do but... I guess its my insecurity coming out. I wont get into what I have to be insecure about... I could make a list if I ever decided to though!
So far my blogging therepy is working... my heart is down to a just noticible that it isnt normal. I'd make changed to my life but I really dont no what changes I want to make and or how to make them. So I will just go with the flow. Alright, I guess I am gonna go try to get some sleep now. I have work in a few hours. I would really enjoy a nights sleep. I dont no, I have a fealing its going to be one of those nights where I am awake all night. Oh joy, hopefully there is something good on tv. I doubt it though, since there never is. I dont no I kinda just want to continue to ramble on and on and on. But since I am near 1000 words, and I doubt anyone cared to read it all I will leave... but I shall try ot leave on a hight note! So here is a bad joke!!!
Bad Joke!!!!:
It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape.
He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow.
The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs"
... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy.
Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache.
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So, I havent written awhile so here I am. I am bored right now and no one seems ot be around. I would probable try harder to find something to do if I didnt have work at 845 in the morning. Anyway... so how have things been in my life do you ask? I guess I cant complain. I dont no, I am sure if I tried i could but no one really would care to listen now would they. So, I guess I will just give a summary of life. So, things have been going well since my grandfather passed. Some things arent the same and will never be the same but we live. Most of my time is split between school and work. At work there are some times where I am pretending to be a manager (they pay me for it at least). What else is there to talk about... Hrmmm Well this past weekend (halloween weekend) I went to visit Gerry in maryland. It was fun and relaxing. We built a fire, and I schooled John in NFL blitz. (yes I no jonh you hate me). Okay so that is the quick run down of Oct.
What else is there... Umm, Ahhh my love life. I dont have a girl... Okay so there it ends. Okay... thats all for now. adios!
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What else is there... Umm, Ahhh my love life. I dont have a girl... Okay so there it ends. Okay... thats all for now. adios!
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