Tuesday, August 31, 2004
Sooo, what is there for me to say. I havent written anything in here in awhile... Well anything that people wont care about anyway. Things in my life have been... alright I guess, stressful at times but overall okay. That job that I got I ended up not taking, they have F'd up management there and cant even tell a person what they were goign to be paying them correctly. The love life is non-existant for the most part, and my health is... Well I'll let you no in a few weeks. What I mean about that is that I found out I have polyps in my stomach. If you dont no what one is, then here is the dictionary.com definition.
"A usually nonmalignant growth or tumor protruding from the mucous lining
of an organ such as the nose, bladder, or intestine, often causing obstruction."
So, it is USUALLY nonmalignant... or it is usually not dangerous, or in this case cancerous. But the threat that it could be is still there... It is also uncommon for such a thing to be in your stomach, yet it is in mine. Interesting huh? So that has be a little stressed... Dont worry though, I get to go through a very nifty test to get it checked out.. I have to get a gastroscopy. Here is a video and very brief definition of what a polyp is and the video is what it looks like from the camera they use to take the polyp out... Looks very violent if you ask me.
So what else is there for me to talk about? I guess for the most part that has been my biggest concern lately. If things go for the worst then I dont no what I will do, but I figure i have 2 or 3 people I can count on to lend me that 'helping' hand. I guess thats what I need alot of right now, just people to be there and help get my mind off of things. Heh, it will happen eventually I guess, I dunno. If anything this summer, I have come to the conclusion that there are a few people whom arent really my friends. neverless, I will still remain nice to them, but chances are I will be honest to the point of an asshole to them. In a way, its fun to do that now, maybe just being open and venting will make me feal better, becasue its not good to hold things in, or so I have been told.
Ahh yes being open and honest with people has its drawbacks also. There are people who used to tell me to tell them EXACTLY how I feel and not to hold things inside. Well, thats bullshit. People never want to no what you really think they just say they do. People dont care how you feel, they just want you to fill there need for the moment. Oh fuck it, I dont no if I really feel that way. I always want people to be honest with me, but they never really are.
Okay, I guess thats enough on here for now. That should fill the void people might have been having by not reading about my interesting life. (sarcasm there by the way). I guess I shall leave you all with at least one thing of interest...well maybe not interesting but funny.
"An auction for a bag of manure from Leslie Law's Olympic gold medal-winning horse is hotting up.
With less than three of the 10 available days left, bidding has reached £760, with nearly 7,500 people visiting the internet auction page.
The manure from the Worcestershire-based horse Shear L'Eau has been put up for auction by BBC Hereford and Worcester, for hospice charities.
Some 56 people have submitted bids for the unusual item on eBay. "
Unfortionetly I cant find the Ebay listing... also cant say I tried to hard. If anyone fidns the link pass it my way! and I will spend the night looking for interesting stuff on the internet! GO GO HAVING NO LIFE!
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"A usually nonmalignant growth or tumor protruding from the mucous lining
of an organ such as the nose, bladder, or intestine, often causing obstruction."
So, it is USUALLY nonmalignant... or it is usually not dangerous, or in this case cancerous. But the threat that it could be is still there... It is also uncommon for such a thing to be in your stomach, yet it is in mine. Interesting huh? So that has be a little stressed... Dont worry though, I get to go through a very nifty test to get it checked out.. I have to get a gastroscopy. Here is a video and very brief definition of what a polyp is and the video is what it looks like from the camera they use to take the polyp out... Looks very violent if you ask me.
So what else is there for me to talk about? I guess for the most part that has been my biggest concern lately. If things go for the worst then I dont no what I will do, but I figure i have 2 or 3 people I can count on to lend me that 'helping' hand. I guess thats what I need alot of right now, just people to be there and help get my mind off of things. Heh, it will happen eventually I guess, I dunno. If anything this summer, I have come to the conclusion that there are a few people whom arent really my friends. neverless, I will still remain nice to them, but chances are I will be honest to the point of an asshole to them. In a way, its fun to do that now, maybe just being open and venting will make me feal better, becasue its not good to hold things in, or so I have been told.
Ahh yes being open and honest with people has its drawbacks also. There are people who used to tell me to tell them EXACTLY how I feel and not to hold things inside. Well, thats bullshit. People never want to no what you really think they just say they do. People dont care how you feel, they just want you to fill there need for the moment. Oh fuck it, I dont no if I really feel that way. I always want people to be honest with me, but they never really are.
Okay, I guess thats enough on here for now. That should fill the void people might have been having by not reading about my interesting life. (sarcasm there by the way). I guess I shall leave you all with at least one thing of interest...well maybe not interesting but funny.
"An auction for a bag of manure from Leslie Law's Olympic gold medal-winning horse is hotting up.
With less than three of the 10 available days left, bidding has reached £760, with nearly 7,500 people visiting the internet auction page.
The manure from the Worcestershire-based horse Shear L'Eau has been put up for auction by BBC Hereford and Worcester, for hospice charities.
Some 56 people have submitted bids for the unusual item on eBay. "
Unfortionetly I cant find the Ebay listing... also cant say I tried to hard. If anyone fidns the link pass it my way! and I will spend the night looking for interesting stuff on the internet! GO GO HAVING NO LIFE!
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Sunday, August 29, 2004
An Italian, an Irish man and a Chinese man all get jobs at a construction site. The boss of the site walks up to the three men, points at a pile of sand behind him and then pointing at the Italian says "You're in charge of sweeping". He then points to the Irish man and says "You're in charge of digging". Finally he points to the Chinese man and says "You're in charge of supplies." He carries on speaking "I'm going to be gone for a while and when I come back I expect to at least see you guys have made a dent in that pile".
The boss comes back two hours later to find the pile of sand untouched, and the Italian and Irish man standing by. He walks up to them and shouts "what the hell have you been doing for the last two hours, and where's the Chinese man?" The Italian tells him "you put us two in charge of sweeping and digging, but we don't have a broom or a spade. You put the Chinese man in charge of supplies, but he's disappeared." The boss looks round and searches for the strange Orient. Suddenly when the boss approaches the pile of sand, the Chinese man jumps from behind the sand and yells "Supplies!"
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The boss comes back two hours later to find the pile of sand untouched, and the Italian and Irish man standing by. He walks up to them and shouts "what the hell have you been doing for the last two hours, and where's the Chinese man?" The Italian tells him "you put us two in charge of sweeping and digging, but we don't have a broom or a spade. You put the Chinese man in charge of supplies, but he's disappeared." The boss looks round and searches for the strange Orient. Suddenly when the boss approaches the pile of sand, the Chinese man jumps from behind the sand and yells "Supplies!"
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Sunday, August 22, 2004
Right now I am watching the movie 'The 13th Warrior'. The movie is good, and if you havent seen it and happen to see it on TV, watch it. Now, this movie is based off the book Eaters of the Dead but Michael Creaton (sp?) the same guy who write Time Line and better known Jurasic Park. Now I dont no how this movie is based off of that book. I do not suggest this book to anyone. It is not a story, it is more of a research paper. If you really want to see it I have a copy someplace. I bought it because it had SUCH a cool name for a book. Once John didnt take my word that the book was terrible and he borrowed it only to find that it was bad. So that is my advice for the day. bye!
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Saturday, August 14, 2004
To whom it may concern....
I got a new job and I will be moving within the next week or two most likely... That is all!
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I got a new job and I will be moving within the next week or two most likely... That is all!
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Wednesday, August 11, 2004
30,000 bees vs 30 hornets, aint nature F'n amazing! Right click and save as... Its a 17 meg video so it might take awhile for some of you!
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Tuesday, August 03, 2004
I havent posted anything in awhile so I thought I would share a bad joke... here it goes!
BUYING DRINKS
A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?"
"Okay, but it won't do you any good."
A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?"
"Okay, but it still won't do you any good."
He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, "Okay, but it won't do you any good."
They get to his apartment and he says, "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife."
She says, "Oh, that's different. Send her in."
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A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?"
"Okay, but it won't do you any good."
A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?"
"Okay, but it still won't do you any good."
He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, "Okay, but it won't do you any good."
They get to his apartment and he says, "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife."
She says, "Oh, that's different. Send her in."
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