Wednesday, March 31, 2004
Let me tell you a story... It is a very interesting story (well okay it isnt). To be honest, there is no story to tell. I was just making that up. Bye!
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A story taken fromThis [GamingUK.net] forumn.... It kind of reminds me of a story a friend of mine once told me...
"Well, I debated all day whether I should share with all of you what happened to me last night, so since I can't tell my family i'll tell my fellow juicing family my story. Ok so yesterday was my cheat day. Probably put away about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. She's 19, so still a little on the immature side, but im only 20 so its all good. Anyway i've talked to this girl a few times before, and to make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didnt bang her, but did pretty much everything else. So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest sh*t in my life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. I must have passed out about 10min after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to piss and I find myself covered in sh*t. Im thinking WTF, and what happened was I sh*t myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed, sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some sh*t and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. Anyway, im really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her. "
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"Well, I debated all day whether I should share with all of you what happened to me last night, so since I can't tell my family i'll tell my fellow juicing family my story. Ok so yesterday was my cheat day. Probably put away about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. She's 19, so still a little on the immature side, but im only 20 so its all good. Anyway i've talked to this girl a few times before, and to make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didnt bang her, but did pretty much everything else. So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest sh*t in my life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. I must have passed out about 10min after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to piss and I find myself covered in sh*t. Im thinking WTF, and what happened was I sh*t myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed, sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some sh*t and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. Anyway, im really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her. "
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Cambodian cuts off penis to feed spirits
PHNOM PENH (Reuters) - A Cambodian man cut off his penis when he said he was visited by four hungry spirits in a dream and he had no chicken or duck to offer them.
According to police, 33-year-old Soun Ney told the spirits to go away when they first appeared to ask for food, and waved his penis at them in defiance.
"Devils, I don't have any chicken or duck for you," he was quoted as saying by local police chief Phoeung Vat. "If you want to eat anything, you can eat my penis."
Soun Ney said the spirits agreed to eat his penis. He was rushed to a hospital near the capital Phnom Penh after he castrated himself with a butcher's knife.
"He is lucky to be alive," Phoeung Vat told Reuters.
Villagers in the deeply impoverished southeast Asian traditionally offer chicken, duck or cake to the spirits of the dead to ward off bad luck.
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PHNOM PENH (Reuters) - A Cambodian man cut off his penis when he said he was visited by four hungry spirits in a dream and he had no chicken or duck to offer them.
According to police, 33-year-old Soun Ney told the spirits to go away when they first appeared to ask for food, and waved his penis at them in defiance.
"Devils, I don't have any chicken or duck for you," he was quoted as saying by local police chief Phoeung Vat. "If you want to eat anything, you can eat my penis."
Soun Ney said the spirits agreed to eat his penis. He was rushed to a hospital near the capital Phnom Penh after he castrated himself with a butcher's knife.
"He is lucky to be alive," Phoeung Vat told Reuters.
Villagers in the deeply impoverished southeast Asian traditionally offer chicken, duck or cake to the spirits of the dead to ward off bad luck.
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Tuesday, March 30, 2004
I just want to let everyone no that as I write this I am sitting in a very comfortable place. My pants are down around my ankles, and this pleasent odor is comining up from under me... Yes, I am in my bathroom, also know as a mans office. Some of the greatest idea's have come from men in the bathroom... For instance, Fire. Did you no that the first fire was in a bathroom. A caveman oneday was doing his thing, and he cut one loose just as a rock fell and created a spart. The spark mixed with the gas created a fire and burned all the hair on his ass. It also let the nearby wood on fire. Because of that man, and his gas we now have fire! So, to pay homage to that man... I just passed some gas! I jsut figured I would share all of that with you! HAve a good night!
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Monday, March 29, 2004
If you are a girl, and you need a date get a
shirt like this.
One more thing for this post... I don't think the following picture is true
all the time. I know I have seen a lot of damn good looking American girls...
(all jersey girls I should add)
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Ananova - Top doc backs picking your nose and eating it
I am proud to say I pick my nose!!!
Dont Fuck with Niderians
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I am proud to say I pick my nose!!!
Dont Fuck with Niderians
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Sunday, March 28, 2004
Thursday, March 25, 2004
Wednesday, March 24, 2004
Winnipeg Sun: NEWS - Jail for stupid pranks
Jail for stupid pranks
Jackass copycat in clink
By DAVID SCHMEICHEL, COURTS REPORTER
Now that's just gross. A Winnipeg man was convicted yesterday of a particularly nauseating count of assault with a weapon.
His weapon of choice? A plastic bag filled with vomit and feces.
Shaun Mathew Mosionier, 20, pleaded guilty for his role in a sick stunt that saw an unsuspecting bus driver splattered with human waste.
Taking their cue from the MTV series Jackass, Mosionier and two other young men hatched a plan that provincial Judge Howard Collerman could only describe as "totally despicable."
On Oct. 20, 2003, Mosionier's two cohorts filled a bag with their own waste, then one of them donned a clown's wig and planted himself at a bus stop.
When the bus pulled up and the driver opened the doors, the other young man tossed the bag inside. Mosionier's job was to videotape the prank for posterity.
"It was the plan of the three to create their own version of the movie Jackass," said Crown attorney Kerry Pearlman.
The bag exploded on impact, covering -- but not injuring -- the 43-year-old driver, and narrowly missing a 63-year-old woman sitting inside.
"She couldn't believe, once she knew the story ... that someone would actually do this," Pearlman said of the woman.
Collerman was similarly baffled.
"I'm trying to understand what went through your head when you did all this," he said, when giving Mosionier a chance to address the court.
"We just wanted it to be like the movie," Mosionier replied.
"And that was a good thing to you?" Collerman shot back. "You pick some funny role models."
Mosionier also pleaded guilty to an arson charge for helping five youths break into Gateway Industries on June 2, 2002.
The teens set fire to a bale of compressed paper, causing $300,000 in damage when the blaze spread to 1,000 other bales.
Citing the extremely serious nature of both crimes, Collerman sentenced Mosionier to 11 months in jail for the two. He's already spent a month in custody.
The two men who helped assault the bus driver are still before the courts.
The five teens who committed the arson received sentences ranging from probation to two months in custody.
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Jail for stupid pranks
Jackass copycat in clink
By DAVID SCHMEICHEL, COURTS REPORTER
Now that's just gross. A Winnipeg man was convicted yesterday of a particularly nauseating count of assault with a weapon.
His weapon of choice? A plastic bag filled with vomit and feces.
Shaun Mathew Mosionier, 20, pleaded guilty for his role in a sick stunt that saw an unsuspecting bus driver splattered with human waste.
Taking their cue from the MTV series Jackass, Mosionier and two other young men hatched a plan that provincial Judge Howard Collerman could only describe as "totally despicable."
On Oct. 20, 2003, Mosionier's two cohorts filled a bag with their own waste, then one of them donned a clown's wig and planted himself at a bus stop.
When the bus pulled up and the driver opened the doors, the other young man tossed the bag inside. Mosionier's job was to videotape the prank for posterity.
"It was the plan of the three to create their own version of the movie Jackass," said Crown attorney Kerry Pearlman.
The bag exploded on impact, covering -- but not injuring -- the 43-year-old driver, and narrowly missing a 63-year-old woman sitting inside.
"She couldn't believe, once she knew the story ... that someone would actually do this," Pearlman said of the woman.
Collerman was similarly baffled.
"I'm trying to understand what went through your head when you did all this," he said, when giving Mosionier a chance to address the court.
"We just wanted it to be like the movie," Mosionier replied.
"And that was a good thing to you?" Collerman shot back. "You pick some funny role models."
Mosionier also pleaded guilty to an arson charge for helping five youths break into Gateway Industries on June 2, 2002.
The teens set fire to a bale of compressed paper, causing $300,000 in damage when the blaze spread to 1,000 other bales.
Citing the extremely serious nature of both crimes, Collerman sentenced Mosionier to 11 months in jail for the two. He's already spent a month in custody.
The two men who helped assault the bus driver are still before the courts.
The five teens who committed the arson received sentences ranging from probation to two months in custody.
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Monday, March 22, 2004
I just thought I would share some pictures with Ya'll.... For some reason it
made my family laugh...
Think it was the hat???
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Sunday, March 21, 2004
Spencer Winer / AP file Jackson wanted to star
as man-turned-car
Plus: Red Hots and the Red Sox
Michael Jackson
By Jeannette Walls with Ashley Pearson
MSNBC
Updated: 2:53 a.m. ET March 15, 2004
Here’s a film that could have knocked “Gigli” off the worst-flicks lists: Michael Jackson wanted to star in a movie about a man who turns into a car that’s driven around by a little boy.
The singer — who’s facing child molestation charges — was trying to get a film called “Hot Rod” made, according to “Jersey Girl” director Kevin Smith.
“It was about Michael Jackson morphing into a car,” Smith tells Playboy magazine in an issue just hitting newsstands. “Jackson was behind it, and he wanted it to be this story about a guy, played by himself, who hangs out with a little boy, and this little boy gets into the car and drives him around.”
Smith says it was the weirdest script he ever was asked to direct, but adds, “In retrospect, I’d love to make that movie. But it wouldn’t be anything like the version Jackson or the studio wanted to see.”
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as man-turned-car
Plus: Red Hots and the Red Sox
Michael Jackson
By Jeannette Walls with Ashley Pearson
MSNBC
Updated: 2:53 a.m. ET March 15, 2004
Here’s a film that could have knocked “Gigli” off the worst-flicks lists: Michael Jackson wanted to star in a movie about a man who turns into a car that’s driven around by a little boy.
The singer — who’s facing child molestation charges — was trying to get a film called “Hot Rod” made, according to “Jersey Girl” director Kevin Smith.
“It was about Michael Jackson morphing into a car,” Smith tells Playboy magazine in an issue just hitting newsstands. “Jackson was behind it, and he wanted it to be this story about a guy, played by himself, who hangs out with a little boy, and this little boy gets into the car and drives him around.”
Smith says it was the weirdest script he ever was asked to direct, but adds, “In retrospect, I’d love to make that movie. But it wouldn’t be anything like the version Jackson or the studio wanted to see.”
Source.
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Soldier's shame over donkey sex
From correspondents in Gardez, Afghanistan
16mar04
AN Afghan soldier was detained by police after being caught having sex with a donkey in southeastern Afghanistan, a police officer said today.
The soldier was discovered with the donkey in an abandoned house in a small village of Gardez, the capital of Paktia province, last week, a local police officer said.
"He was caught in the act by a small boy who immediately told police about what he had seen and police arrested him in action," the Gardez-based officer said, requesting anonymity.
The soldier claimed he committed the act because he did not have enough money to get married.
After being caught with the donkey in a village about 100km south of the capital Kabul, he was jailed for four days and then released without charge.
According to tradition in south and southeastern Afghanistan, a suitor must pay around $US5,000 ($A6,800) to the parents of the girl he wishes to marry.
Source.
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From correspondents in Gardez, Afghanistan
16mar04
AN Afghan soldier was detained by police after being caught having sex with a donkey in southeastern Afghanistan, a police officer said today.
The soldier was discovered with the donkey in an abandoned house in a small village of Gardez, the capital of Paktia province, last week, a local police officer said.
"He was caught in the act by a small boy who immediately told police about what he had seen and police arrested him in action," the Gardez-based officer said, requesting anonymity.
The soldier claimed he committed the act because he did not have enough money to get married.
After being caught with the donkey in a village about 100km south of the capital Kabul, he was jailed for four days and then released without charge.
According to tradition in south and southeastern Afghanistan, a suitor must pay around $US5,000 ($A6,800) to the parents of the girl he wishes to marry.
Source.
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Wednesday, March 17, 2004
Monday, March 08, 2004
Stolen from various other website (google 'A whole nude world') here I present to you.... A WHOLE NUDE WORLD (Warning some might find this offensive and the FCC might want to shut down my blogger for it but I will give it to you anyway!)
A Whole Nude World ( A Whole New World )
by Jack Walther and friends
ALADDIN
I can show you my penis,
Big and sparkling and splendid,
I can make it extended
On my magic mattress ride.
I can open your thighs,
Rock your body like thunder,
Over, sideways, and under
On my magic mattress ride.
A whole nude world,
A new fantastic way to screw,
Everyone tells me "no,"
I need a blow,
So I can start my screaming.
JASMINE
A whole nude world,
My sizzling space you never knew,
But when you're way down there,
Engrossed in hair,
Now I'm in a whole nude world with you.
ALADDIN
Now I'm in a whole nude world with you.
JASMINE
Unbelievable size,
Indescribable squealing
Leaning, bending, and kneeling
At my moist and gaping thighs.
A whole nude world
ALADDIN
Don't you dare close your thighs
JASMINE
A hundred thousand sperm in me
ALADDIN
Hold your breath-- it gets better
JASMINE
I'm like a shooting star,
I've come so far,
I can't go back to my virginity.
ALADDIN
A whole nude world
JASMINE
Every thrust of your thighs
ALADDIN
With new positions we can screw
JASMINE
Every moment gets wetter
BOTH
I'll lick you anywhere,
Hey, I don't care,
Let me share this whole nude world with you.
ALADDIN
A whole nude world
JASMINE
A whole nude world
ALADDIN
That's where we'll be
JASMINE
That's where we'll be
ALADDIN
A thrilling taste
JASMINE
Of my hot place
BOTH
To you from me.
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A Whole Nude World ( A Whole New World )
by Jack Walther and friends
ALADDIN
I can show you my penis,
Big and sparkling and splendid,
I can make it extended
On my magic mattress ride.
I can open your thighs,
Rock your body like thunder,
Over, sideways, and under
On my magic mattress ride.
A whole nude world,
A new fantastic way to screw,
Everyone tells me "no,"
I need a blow,
So I can start my screaming.
JASMINE
A whole nude world,
My sizzling space you never knew,
But when you're way down there,
Engrossed in hair,
Now I'm in a whole nude world with you.
ALADDIN
Now I'm in a whole nude world with you.
JASMINE
Unbelievable size,
Indescribable squealing
Leaning, bending, and kneeling
At my moist and gaping thighs.
A whole nude world
ALADDIN
Don't you dare close your thighs
JASMINE
A hundred thousand sperm in me
ALADDIN
Hold your breath-- it gets better
JASMINE
I'm like a shooting star,
I've come so far,
I can't go back to my virginity.
ALADDIN
A whole nude world
JASMINE
Every thrust of your thighs
ALADDIN
With new positions we can screw
JASMINE
Every moment gets wetter
BOTH
I'll lick you anywhere,
Hey, I don't care,
Let me share this whole nude world with you.
ALADDIN
A whole nude world
JASMINE
A whole nude world
ALADDIN
That's where we'll be
JASMINE
That's where we'll be
ALADDIN
A thrilling taste
JASMINE
Of my hot place
BOTH
To you from me.
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Thursday, March 04, 2004
