Sunday, February 29, 2004
Parenthood
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A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.
The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle." "Do you think it will work?" she asks the doctor. "It's worth a try," he says.
So the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this." "What?" says the priest. "What happened?" "You gave birth to a child." "But that's impossible!" "I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It's a miracle! Here's your baby."
About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes that he must tell his son the truth. One day he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies, "I'm your mother. The archbishop is your father."
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A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.
The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle." "Do you think it will work?" she asks the doctor. "It's worth a try," he says.
So the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this." "What?" says the priest. "What happened?" "You gave birth to a child." "But that's impossible!" "I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It's a miracle! Here's your baby."
About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes that he must tell his son the truth. One day he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies, "I'm your mother. The archbishop is your father."
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Friday, February 27, 2004
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous,
so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his latex gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't," she replied.
Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex,
and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands,let
them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into
boxes of the right size." She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during
the procedure she burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!" she replied.
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so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his latex gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't," she replied.
Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex,
and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands,let
them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into
boxes of the right size." She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during
the procedure she burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!" she replied.
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Thursday, February 26, 2004
Gerry sent me a joke today... Here it is!
Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair.
She also went out and bought a new convertible.
She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep.
She stopped and called the sheepherder over.
"That's a nice flock of sheep.", she said.
"Well thank you.", said the herder.
"Tell you what. I have a proposition for you.", said the woman.
"Okay.", replied the herder.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?", asked the woman.
"Sure.", said the sheepherder.
So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then
replied, "382".
"Wow.", said the herder. "That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home."
So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.
Upon watching this, the herder approached the woman and
offered, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you".
"What is it?", queried the woman.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair... can I have my dog back?"
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Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair.
She also went out and bought a new convertible.
She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep.
She stopped and called the sheepherder over.
"That's a nice flock of sheep.", she said.
"Well thank you.", said the herder.
"Tell you what. I have a proposition for you.", said the woman.
"Okay.", replied the herder.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?", asked the woman.
"Sure.", said the sheepherder.
So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then
replied, "382".
"Wow.", said the herder. "That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home."
So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.
Upon watching this, the herder approached the woman and
offered, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you".
"What is it?", queried the woman.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair... can I have my dog back?"
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I am F'n bored... What is there to do? I figure tonight I will go visit my grandpa in the hospital, and then I will do umm... I guess I will watch tv. *shrugs* There isnt much else to do. Anyway, I need a hug again. Then again, I could always use a hug from a pretty lady. :-) I am also tired, and I have HUGE 'bags' under my eyes. It is rather disgusting!
This saturday Sheila and I are suppose to go out on a date. We might go see a movie, anyone have a suggesion on what to see? I kind of want to see The Passion of Christ, but I am not all for seeing movies on opening weekends.There is also 50 First Dates, was that any good? There is also the movie Monster. Which might be interesting.... Since i never heard of it until now I will show you the synopsis of it...
"Charlize Theron stars as Aileen Carol Wuornos, a woman who grew up in an abusive environment and became a prostitute at age 13. She later moved to Florida where she continued her lifestyle as a hooker for semi-truck drivers. During a nine month period in 1989 and 1990, she murdered any of the truckers who tried to rape her. She also clung to her relationship with another woman. Eventually, she was executed for seven killings."
Sound interesting??? I guess I will watch the trailer, and overall it will be Sheila whom will make the decision. For the most part I dont really care. I just enjoy the company, because sitting home by my lonesome is boring. Well, that is all for this update! Hasta Luego!
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This saturday Sheila and I are suppose to go out on a date. We might go see a movie, anyone have a suggesion on what to see? I kind of want to see The Passion of Christ, but I am not all for seeing movies on opening weekends.There is also 50 First Dates, was that any good? There is also the movie Monster. Which might be interesting.... Since i never heard of it until now I will show you the synopsis of it...
"Charlize Theron stars as Aileen Carol Wuornos, a woman who grew up in an abusive environment and became a prostitute at age 13. She later moved to Florida where she continued her lifestyle as a hooker for semi-truck drivers. During a nine month period in 1989 and 1990, she murdered any of the truckers who tried to rape her. She also clung to her relationship with another woman. Eventually, she was executed for seven killings."
Sound interesting??? I guess I will watch the trailer, and overall it will be Sheila whom will make the decision. For the most part I dont really care. I just enjoy the company, because sitting home by my lonesome is boring. Well, that is all for this update! Hasta Luego!
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Wednesday, February 25, 2004
Ho, ho WHAT! How is everyone today?? Me? I feal not to good. I have had the shits all day... aint that good to no? Hope Ya'll are doing better! (I am inserting !!! even though I really dont care for the sole purpose of trying to annoy Frank) So I am doing my regular news thing and I have an article to show you. This isnt one of the usual strange yet funny ones I usually provide, its an actual serious one. Aparently some scientist have found some sorta of monkey protein that makes it so the HIV virus cant take a hold of you. Here is the article. I think it is actually a very good sigh, because who wants aids? Most likely there are one or two people out there that want it. Also if this thing works you can no longer damn peopel by hoping they fall into a puddle of aids.
In other news you no that in other countries what they deem as innappropriate is differnt from ours. Our nation seemed to go into an uproar over the fact that Janet Jackson showed her tit. What I have to say to this is its a fuckign tit! Look at what the hungarians get to watch on TV!! I now just need to see a picture. If she's hot, I'd vote for her and watch every speach of hers with lotion in one hand and kleenex in the other. Is that to much of a visual for you?
Well Children that is all for now. Hope you enjoyed the show. Adios!
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In other news you no that in other countries what they deem as innappropriate is differnt from ours. Our nation seemed to go into an uproar over the fact that Janet Jackson showed her tit. What I have to say to this is its a fuckign tit! Look at what the hungarians get to watch on TV!! I now just need to see a picture. If she's hot, I'd vote for her and watch every speach of hers with lotion in one hand and kleenex in the other. Is that to much of a visual for you?
Well Children that is all for now. Hope you enjoyed the show. Adios!
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Tuesday, February 24, 2004
Ahhh I feal good today... I feal well rested, even though I didnt get alot of sleep. and I feal happy! So I guess being tired makes me unhappy? I dunno! Yesterday after taking a massive crap I felt much better also, I no longer felt sick!! WOOOHOOOO teehee. Today I worked out again, I forgot how much I enjoy working out. THe soreness of the muscles always feals good.. and If I can convice a certain cute girl to massage those sore muscle...^^ Anywho.... I have to write a Economics report but I dont really feal like it. I am just not in the mood to write said paper. Maybe tonight the 'pressure' of waiting until the last minute will motivate me to do it! Ho, ho what! Well back to doing whatever it is I am doing! Adios campadre's!
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Monday, February 23, 2004
Ho, ho WHAT!
How is everythign everybody??? me? I am doing okay I guess. I am just unsure of things as of late. Did you ever get into a mind set where you arent realyl sure if your happy, unhappy, or inbetween? Well, that is me lately. I really dont no what I am. I really really want to be happy, but its been hard lately for me to be. I find that I have been to sensitive to things that I shouldnt be. I just dont really no... I guess in a way its just a culmination of the past 6 or 7 months where I havent been happy. I am just physically and emotionally shot. Now that things are looking up, and I am starting to feal happy again I am just kinda waiting for it to break. I am waiting for things to crumble once again. I really hope they dont though.
I am exhausted by the way, but I cant sleep. For one reason is I am waiting for a certain soemoen to get home, and they other reason I blame John for... Damn bastard! See, I blame john because Him, Gerry and I went and got Donuts from the Krispy Kreme place in Brick. So they gave us a hot one right off the baking assembly line thing. So that was donut 1... Then we got in the car and John gave Gerry and I each one (we bought a dozen, and the first box I dropped...) so that was donut # 2... So after the second one john basically shoived another in my face. And I ate that one. I have felt sick since. DAMN YOU JOHN! okay enough of that...
As I was saying before, I really dont no if I am happy or not. I know at times i have been happy, but more often than not I feal just... here.... I feal like I am going through and empty void. Here I am, a person with no real worrys in life. I have a better family then I could ever ask for, and more support from them than I could ever use. Yet, I feal lost. I guess in a way I want to branch out on my own and learn some of lifes difficulties the hard way. I dont no... Maybe I should find myself an internet ready cave and become a cyber hermit. Where I live off of raw fish and seagals, and masterbate my life away. Oh blah, I am physically exhausted.
I need suggesions... What is there to go out and do that wont go against my own little code of ethics or whatever it is that I abide by.
Well, I guess I complained\ranted\whatever this is enough in here. Time to go lay in bed and wait for sleep to ovetake me. Hopefully it will come soon. G'night all!
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How is everythign everybody??? me? I am doing okay I guess. I am just unsure of things as of late. Did you ever get into a mind set where you arent realyl sure if your happy, unhappy, or inbetween? Well, that is me lately. I really dont no what I am. I really really want to be happy, but its been hard lately for me to be. I find that I have been to sensitive to things that I shouldnt be. I just dont really no... I guess in a way its just a culmination of the past 6 or 7 months where I havent been happy. I am just physically and emotionally shot. Now that things are looking up, and I am starting to feal happy again I am just kinda waiting for it to break. I am waiting for things to crumble once again. I really hope they dont though.
I am exhausted by the way, but I cant sleep. For one reason is I am waiting for a certain soemoen to get home, and they other reason I blame John for... Damn bastard! See, I blame john because Him, Gerry and I went and got Donuts from the Krispy Kreme place in Brick. So they gave us a hot one right off the baking assembly line thing. So that was donut 1... Then we got in the car and John gave Gerry and I each one (we bought a dozen, and the first box I dropped...) so that was donut # 2... So after the second one john basically shoived another in my face. And I ate that one. I have felt sick since. DAMN YOU JOHN! okay enough of that...
As I was saying before, I really dont no if I am happy or not. I know at times i have been happy, but more often than not I feal just... here.... I feal like I am going through and empty void. Here I am, a person with no real worrys in life. I have a better family then I could ever ask for, and more support from them than I could ever use. Yet, I feal lost. I guess in a way I want to branch out on my own and learn some of lifes difficulties the hard way. I dont no... Maybe I should find myself an internet ready cave and become a cyber hermit. Where I live off of raw fish and seagals, and masterbate my life away. Oh blah, I am physically exhausted.
I need suggesions... What is there to go out and do that wont go against my own little code of ethics or whatever it is that I abide by.
Well, I guess I complained\ranted\whatever this is enough in here. Time to go lay in bed and wait for sleep to ovetake me. Hopefully it will come soon. G'night all!
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Friday, February 20, 2004
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for their progressive rehabilitation methods. They begin by visiting some of the patients. The first patient they visit is a young woman. She is practicing ballet. One of the psychiatrist asks, "What are you doing?" She replies, "I'm studying ballet so when I get out of here I can possibly join a troupe and be a productive member of society." "Wow, that's wonderful."
The next person was a man reading a book with a pile of books next to him. The same question asked to him, "What are you doing?" "I'm studying biology, chemistry, etc. So I can enter medical school when I get out." Room after room, they witnessed the incredible success and attitudes of the patients. Until they finally reached a room the asylums director was reluctant to open. Finally, he was persuaded to open it. Inside was a man balancing a peanut on his penis.
The psychiatrist exclaimed, "My God what are you doing?" The man replied, "I'm fucking nuts and I'm never getting out of here!"
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The next person was a man reading a book with a pile of books next to him. The same question asked to him, "What are you doing?" "I'm studying biology, chemistry, etc. So I can enter medical school when I get out." Room after room, they witnessed the incredible success and attitudes of the patients. Until they finally reached a room the asylums director was reluctant to open. Finally, he was persuaded to open it. Inside was a man balancing a peanut on his penis.
The psychiatrist exclaimed, "My God what are you doing?" The man replied, "I'm fucking nuts and I'm never getting out of here!"
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Wednesday, February 18, 2004
Two things...
1st... I found somethign I truly hate. I REALLY hate Blue balls... They are the suxs...
2nd thing is that I need a hug :-/
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1st... I found somethign I truly hate. I REALLY hate Blue balls... They are the suxs...
2nd thing is that I need a hug :-/
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Monday, February 16, 2004
hahahahaha, I can't believe you posted this on the internet, you royal ass. That's still the backup plan, man!
So... passed up a life of leisure as a retired criminal... and one of a retired spammer... and of a RL millionaire, aka former UO powergamer... wonder what we will screw up in the next 10 years!
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So... passed up a life of leisure as a retired criminal... and one of a retired spammer... and of a RL millionaire, aka former UO powergamer... wonder what we will screw up in the next 10 years!
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Sunday, February 15, 2004
The Asbury Park Press had an article entitled "Dont get hooked" in there sunday press. Now the sub headline for the article says:
"It's called "phishing" and it's the latest way criminals are trying to steal your identity. They'll cll or send you official-looking e-mail to trick you into revealing your credit card number, Social Security number or other form of ID."
Let me point out some problems with this... Phishing, which can also be shown as <><'ing has been around for a long... Long... time. Way back in the day when Gerry and I were l33t AOL hAxX0rS we did a little <><'ing. We'd run servers in warez rooms with nifty little e-mails in them that were intitled somehting like 'Super Secret Upgraded AOL account!!!" and people would grab them up. Inside the E-mail it would say something along the lines of... "TO get a Upgraded AOL account send your master screen name and password. Plus your Credit Card type/Number/experation to: SupersecretAOLhaxxors@juno.com'
And you no what??? We got pages after pages of AOL screen names and CC #'s from it.... What gullable people. I mean, wouldn't everyone think it funny that AOL used Juno accounts to get these things??? Just think of the life of crime gerry and I could of had?? Instead we had pages and pages of these things... and left it at that. I guess the actual <>
"It's called "phishing" and it's the latest way criminals are trying to steal your identity. They'll cll or send you official-looking e-mail to trick you into revealing your credit card number, Social Security number or other form of ID."
Let me point out some problems with this... Phishing, which can also be shown as <><'ing has been around for a long... Long... time. Way back in the day when Gerry and I were l33t AOL hAxX0rS we did a little <><'ing. We'd run servers in warez rooms with nifty little e-mails in them that were intitled somehting like 'Super Secret Upgraded AOL account!!!" and people would grab them up. Inside the E-mail it would say something along the lines of... "TO get a Upgraded AOL account send your master screen name and password. Plus your Credit Card type/Number/experation to: SupersecretAOLhaxxors@juno.com'
And you no what??? We got pages after pages of AOL screen names and CC #'s from it.... What gullable people. I mean, wouldn't everyone think it funny that AOL used Juno accounts to get these things??? Just think of the life of crime gerry and I could of had?? Instead we had pages and pages of these things... and left it at that. I guess the actual <>
Friday, February 13, 2004
From the movie We Were Soldiers
Soldier whos name I forget:"Beutiful Morning Sargen Major!"
Sargetn Major:"What are you a fucking weatherman now?"
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Soldier whos name I forget:"Beutiful Morning Sargen Major!"
Sargetn Major:"What are you a fucking weatherman now?"
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as some people might of heardm windows had its sourcecode leaked... With a little help from god I was able to find it.... and the following link is it!!!
Windows Source Code
You are going to need to know a little about programming to be able to follow it... but it isnt to hard to do!
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Windows Source Code
You are going to need to know a little about programming to be able to follow it... but it isnt to hard to do!
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So I am sitting home, not really all that much to do. I just finished a book (Sea of Swords by R.A. Salvatore) and I have to say that it was good. Salvatore is probable my favorite author. He is defitly my favorite author in the Fantasy realm of books. So if you like fantasy books, i definitly reccomend his books to you!
Anyway, back to things even more boring! There really isnt much to do tonight, but I also cant say I have tried very hard to find something to do. For soem reason I just dont feal in a very friendly mood today. Sleep has been coming hard for me the past few days and I really dont no why. Its just been difficult. Oh well...
I think I found what I want to become when I grow up. I want to be a researcher of video games! If the pay is good then what better job can there be? You paly video games and write about them and how they effect humans or something... Of course I must admit, I didnt read the whole article.
Well I really have nothing to say. So I am leavign for now. Adios!!
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Anyway, back to things even more boring! There really isnt much to do tonight, but I also cant say I have tried very hard to find something to do. For soem reason I just dont feal in a very friendly mood today. Sleep has been coming hard for me the past few days and I really dont no why. Its just been difficult. Oh well...
I think I found what I want to become when I grow up. I want to be a researcher of video games! If the pay is good then what better job can there be? You paly video games and write about them and how they effect humans or something... Of course I must admit, I didnt read the whole article.
Well I really have nothing to say. So I am leavign for now. Adios!!
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Tuesday, February 10, 2004
CBS News | Heart Strong Longer With Chocolate | February 10, 2004�18:01:01
Frenchwoman Marries Her Dead Boyfriend Strange french People.... Thats it for now, I am off to bed
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Frenchwoman Marries Her Dead Boyfriend Strange french People.... Thats it for now, I am off to bed
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Virgin And Farmer Boy Rope
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy. One day, she went to his parents' house for dinner. When they got done eating dinner, they decided to go for a walk through the pasture. While they were walking, they came upon 2 horses that were mating. She looks at them with wonder because she has never seen anything like this before. She asks the boy, "What are they doing?" He says: "They're making love."
"Well, what's that long thing he's sticking in there?" She asked. "Oh, uh, that's his rope," he answered. "Well, what are those two round things on the other end?" she asked. He says, "Those are his knots." She says, "Oh, OK, I got it."
As they continue their stroll, they come to a barn and go in. She looks at him and says, "I want you to make love to me the way those animals were. "Suprised and excited, the boy agrees. While they are getting at it all hot and heavy, she grabs his balls and squeezes. "Whoa, what are you doing?!" he shouts. The girl innocently replies, "I'm untying the knots so I'll get more rope!"
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There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy. One day, she went to his parents' house for dinner. When they got done eating dinner, they decided to go for a walk through the pasture. While they were walking, they came upon 2 horses that were mating. She looks at them with wonder because she has never seen anything like this before. She asks the boy, "What are they doing?" He says: "They're making love."
"Well, what's that long thing he's sticking in there?" She asked. "Oh, uh, that's his rope," he answered. "Well, what are those two round things on the other end?" she asked. He says, "Those are his knots." She says, "Oh, OK, I got it."
As they continue their stroll, they come to a barn and go in. She looks at him and says, "I want you to make love to me the way those animals were. "Suprised and excited, the boy agrees. While they are getting at it all hot and heavy, she grabs his balls and squeezes. "Whoa, what are you doing?!" he shouts. The girl innocently replies, "I'm untying the knots so I'll get more rope!"
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So today was an uneventful day for me. I woke up around 730, ate and went to school. Where at school I excercised until about 10, showered and went to class. After class I went to my grandparents where my grandmother made me lunch (I tend to go there for lunch alot) and after awhile of just sitting around watching tv with them I came home. Since I have been home I really have done nothign but eat and watch Anime... I have been watching Naruto! Its not released here yet (well the magna is, just not the anime). I must say, it is very good. I have now run out of episodes for it... I dont think they have fansubbed past epi 69. So now I will watch Gunslinger Girl, and Full Metal Alchemest.
Oh, I need to buy a new hard drive so I can fit everything I want on it. Or get unlazy and back stuff up onto DvD and take it off of my hard drive. Okay that is all for now.... Its time to try to go look for interesting news articles. ADIOS!
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Oh, I need to buy a new hard drive so I can fit everything I want on it. Or get unlazy and back stuff up onto DvD and take it off of my hard drive. Okay that is all for now.... Its time to try to go look for interesting news articles. ADIOS!
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Saturday, February 07, 2004
Friday, February 06, 2004
And I have to Thank Frank for the urban legands link
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Wednesday, February 04, 2004
Okay so I decided to post some of those web pages I went ot yesterday...
The first link is E-bay feedback for a person... By my best guess someone had to fo known how to hack alot of accounts, and do it quickly... (Look at the dates and time of all the posts). Just some of the comments in there are funny....
The second article is titled 'White African-American boy not 'black' enough for award' I will leave it at that....
okay one more article then just some movies and the such. The last article I present you is about predudism(sp?) or lack there of? I really dont no what the person is complaining about but its funny.
Okay finally to the video's. These I would Right click and open in a new window because I dont feal like writign the code to make it do that automatically... :-)
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/stfu.php
And lastly.... http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article177749.ece
Okay that is all for now... Have a good night all!
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The first link is E-bay feedback for a person... By my best guess someone had to fo known how to hack alot of accounts, and do it quickly... (Look at the dates and time of all the posts). Just some of the comments in there are funny....
The second article is titled 'White African-American boy not 'black' enough for award' I will leave it at that....
okay one more article then just some movies and the such. The last article I present you is about predudism(sp?) or lack there of? I really dont no what the person is complaining about but its funny.
Okay finally to the video's. These I would Right click and open in a new window because I dont feal like writign the code to make it do that automatically... :-)
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/stfu.php
And lastly.... http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article177749.ece
Okay that is all for now... Have a good night all!
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Yesterday I went to a site that I used to frequent very often (we are talking about several times a day). Its a forumn, and I am glad I visited it again. I got a few good web links that were making me crack up. I would share them with you, but I am to lazy to do so.... But you can ask Gerry.. they were funny.
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THAT was anti Bush? PAH LEEZ
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as requested:
http://www.sanfords.net/George_Bush/New_George_Bush_pictures.htm
not anti-bush per se, but a mix of anti-bush, anti-cocain...
and yes, those links were hilarious.
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http://www.sanfords.net/George_Bush/New_George_Bush_pictures.htm
not anti-bush per se, but a mix of anti-bush, anti-cocain...
and yes, those links were hilarious.
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Tuesday, February 03, 2004
The person who wrote this article sure is an anti bush person. If half of what he says is true then I also could become one. Granted for the most part I dont agree with alot of what bush says, but I also think the guy is a moron... Thats just my opinion.
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One thing I would like to do is make a photographic timeline to show just how much our loveable Scott has changed over the years. His styles, haircuts, piercings, and the cars that he has driven have changed so much over the years that if you only knew Scott for a short while, well then you don't know the whole Bibby. I can sit here and say "I know the Scott who wore Pony sneakers!" and I can say "I remember when he had both of his ACL's". Who am I kidding, Bibby is our rock, our constant, our Bibby. A good and dependable man. I just hope that he buys a PT Cruiser, fills it with anime and an X-Box, quits his job at Sears and moves down to the Outer Banks. Just do it Scott, we are all behind you 100%. Oh, and while your at it, gain 30lbs. Good man. My Message Board
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Monday, February 02, 2004
Is anyone familiar with Preimplantation genetic diagnosis?? I really am not, but I read a letter in Newsweek that made me curious about it. Apparently it can make it so people can choose the sex of there baby. I personally dont think that is right, we should let nature do that choosing... From that letter there said there was other posititve things about it also (like for those people whom cant produce a good embryo). So I will do a little research here. Provide some links of what I was reading and let people make there decisions. OR I will get bored of reading this stuff and end this post here... We shall see!
On a side note... I am watching WWE RAM and there showing a thing from a past RAW... Might I say Mick Folley (SP?) is F'ing awesome! okay back to the other rnat....
Okay the first article I read let me no of some of the more positive aspects of it. If you or your partner suffer from a genetic disorder they can test the embryo's and seeif they have the disease or not. THey can then select only the healthy ones to go on and produce a healthy child. This child would be free of whatever disease it is the parent suffers from. This is a positive (in my opinion). I know I would much prefer a child without any genetic disorders that I might have or whomever my mate might have. Some critics say that this could increase discrimination against those with these diseases, or even kids with retardation. I would just want to ask them... Why would you want your child to have this? This article also mentions the areas that i dont agree with. Where they say it will also make it so you can choose the childs sex, eye color, etc....anyway, ON TO THE NEXT ARTICLE!
So here is the next article I read. This article is a short little thing about how a couple picked there childs sex. This I do not agree with. Even though they have all sons and REALLY wanted a daughter, I still dont think they should be able to choose. That is just step one of making a 'designer' child (as they call them in the article) Thats all we need... Designer babies, a world full of kids who look EXACTLY the same. Okay ONE more article then I will end this rant, because I doubt anyone is reading it anyway.
okay this last article is how the technology cna be a postive. This is about how they used the procedure to make it so there child didnt develop a potentially fatal (but arent they all?) cancer retinoblastoma. This cancer also makes it so the infected person has 'missing' cells throught the body and make them much more likely to get other cancers. So If this tech is used for this reasoning then I am ALL for it. If it can be used to save a child from a life of totrurous doctor visits and a life fll of problems...
Okay people as always you are more than welcome to comment on this in the forumn. Until something else piques my interest... GOODBYE!!
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On a side note... I am watching WWE RAM and there showing a thing from a past RAW... Might I say Mick Folley (SP?) is F'ing awesome! okay back to the other rnat....
Okay the first article I read let me no of some of the more positive aspects of it. If you or your partner suffer from a genetic disorder they can test the embryo's and seeif they have the disease or not. THey can then select only the healthy ones to go on and produce a healthy child. This child would be free of whatever disease it is the parent suffers from. This is a positive (in my opinion). I know I would much prefer a child without any genetic disorders that I might have or whomever my mate might have. Some critics say that this could increase discrimination against those with these diseases, or even kids with retardation. I would just want to ask them... Why would you want your child to have this? This article also mentions the areas that i dont agree with. Where they say it will also make it so you can choose the childs sex, eye color, etc....anyway, ON TO THE NEXT ARTICLE!
So here is the next article I read. This article is a short little thing about how a couple picked there childs sex. This I do not agree with. Even though they have all sons and REALLY wanted a daughter, I still dont think they should be able to choose. That is just step one of making a 'designer' child (as they call them in the article) Thats all we need... Designer babies, a world full of kids who look EXACTLY the same. Okay ONE more article then I will end this rant, because I doubt anyone is reading it anyway.
okay this last article is how the technology cna be a postive. This is about how they used the procedure to make it so there child didnt develop a potentially fatal (but arent they all?) cancer retinoblastoma. This cancer also makes it so the infected person has 'missing' cells throught the body and make them much more likely to get other cancers. So If this tech is used for this reasoning then I am ALL for it. If it can be used to save a child from a life of totrurous doctor visits and a life fll of problems...
Okay people as always you are more than welcome to comment on this in the forumn. Until something else piques my interest... GOODBYE!!
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In this weeks Newsweek there is an article that is rather... disgusting. So that link goes to it, but I will also copy and past it under hear...
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A Family's Tangled Ties
Utah prosecutors crack down on incest and polygamy
NewsweekFeb. 9 issue - Lu Ann Kingston was 15 when she married her first cousin Jeremy Kingston in a hush-hush 1995 wedding in Bountiful, Utah. As members of a secretive society of "fundamentalist Mormons" whose leaders practiced polygamy, Lu Ann's family thought nothing of the fact that Jeremy, then 24, was such a close relative—or that he had three other wives. So entwined were the branches of the family tree that Lu Ann's cousin-husband was also her nephew.
But the Kingstons' tangled family ties are threatening to unravel, thanks largely to the efforts of Lu Ann and another former Kingston wife, her niece Mary Ann. In 2000, Lu Ann and her two children fled the 1,000-person society that members call The Order, and she later cooperated with state prosecutors cracking down on sexual abuse of teen girls by polygamists. Last week Jeremy Kingston was sentenced to one year in jail after pleading guilty to felony incest. Meanwhile, Mary Ann Kingston, 22, has brought a $110 million civil suit against 242 Order members and 97 companies they operate, claiming that they share collective responsibility for abuse she suffered at the hands of her father and the uncle she married to become his 15th wife. The two men went to prison in 1999 on charges ranging from child abuse to incest.
Mary Ann's suit argues that Order members are "jointly liable" because her mistreatment grew directly out of the group's beliefs. (The watchdog Southern Poverty Law Center used a similar strategy of group responsibility to bankrupt the white-supremacist Aryan Nations in 2000 after its security guards assaulted a pair of black motorists.) Mary Ann claims that the Order's practice of polygamy led her uncle David Kingston, 33, to marry the 16-year-old and sleep with her. When she fled the marriage, her father, John Daniel Kingston, drove her to a family ranch near the Idaho border and whipped her with a leather belt until she passed out. Kingston spokesman Elden Kingston, 65, calls the suit an effort to "extort money" (the Order now controls a financial empire estimated at $100 million). He hints the family's lawyers would use hardball tactics, claiming Mary Ann experimented with sex and drugs, and that marrying her to her uncle was an attempt to "help that girl."
In another legal threat to the clan, Utah Attorney General Mark Shurtleff is launching a financial probe of the Kingstons (as well as a second polygamous clan). He hopes to bring an organized-crime-style prosecution against the Kingstons, whose high-ranking members run ranches, shopping centers, a real-estate firm and a coal mine. Elden Kingston denies wrongdoing and dismisses the investigation as "just another example of the state's long history of persecution" of the Kingstons. But for decades after a disastrous 1953 raid wrenched hundreds of children from their parents, Utah officials virtually ignored the sect and other so-called fundamentalists who practice polygamy in defiance of the law and the Mormon Church's 1890 ban on plural marriage. The convictions of Mary Ann's father and uncle ended the laissez-faire period, and public opposition grew last year with the news that polygamy was behind the alleged kidnapping and sexual assault of 14-year-old Elizabeth Smart.
Incest is a Kingston tradition. The clan's leaders have married dozens of first cousins, half sisters and nieces. The Order's top man, Paul Kingston, counts a half-dozen such relatives among his 20-plus wives, according to ex-members and Attorney General's investigator Ron Barton. Intermarriage of close relatives dates to Paul's late father, former leader John Ortell Kingston (who was also Jeremy's grandfather and Lu Ann's father). He taught his family that the Kingstons descended from Jesus Christ through a pair of "Jewish princesses," recalls former member Ron Tucker, 45, another of John Ortell's sons.
Elden Kingston dismisses the claims of descent from Christ as "fantasy." But he defends the marriage of cousins and even half siblings. "I think if the person ... believes it's right, and it's between two consenting adults, that's entirely up to them," he says, ignoring that many brides have married before they were 18.
The ongoing attention is having an effect. Former members say Paul Kingston recently had to calm anxious members who feared that Mary Ann's suit will take away their businesses and savings. Elden Kingston says the crackdown on underage marriages has "changed a lot of individuals' feelings about young marriages." But they insist on living their own way. "We pay millions of dollars in taxes," Elden Kingston complains. "We want to live our life and let everybody else live their life." For the Order, the days of live and let live may be gone.
© 2004 Newsweek, Inc
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A Family's Tangled Ties
Utah prosecutors crack down on incest and polygamy
NewsweekFeb. 9 issue - Lu Ann Kingston was 15 when she married her first cousin Jeremy Kingston in a hush-hush 1995 wedding in Bountiful, Utah. As members of a secretive society of "fundamentalist Mormons" whose leaders practiced polygamy, Lu Ann's family thought nothing of the fact that Jeremy, then 24, was such a close relative—or that he had three other wives. So entwined were the branches of the family tree that Lu Ann's cousin-husband was also her nephew.
But the Kingstons' tangled family ties are threatening to unravel, thanks largely to the efforts of Lu Ann and another former Kingston wife, her niece Mary Ann. In 2000, Lu Ann and her two children fled the 1,000-person society that members call The Order, and she later cooperated with state prosecutors cracking down on sexual abuse of teen girls by polygamists. Last week Jeremy Kingston was sentenced to one year in jail after pleading guilty to felony incest. Meanwhile, Mary Ann Kingston, 22, has brought a $110 million civil suit against 242 Order members and 97 companies they operate, claiming that they share collective responsibility for abuse she suffered at the hands of her father and the uncle she married to become his 15th wife. The two men went to prison in 1999 on charges ranging from child abuse to incest.
Mary Ann's suit argues that Order members are "jointly liable" because her mistreatment grew directly out of the group's beliefs. (The watchdog Southern Poverty Law Center used a similar strategy of group responsibility to bankrupt the white-supremacist Aryan Nations in 2000 after its security guards assaulted a pair of black motorists.) Mary Ann claims that the Order's practice of polygamy led her uncle David Kingston, 33, to marry the 16-year-old and sleep with her. When she fled the marriage, her father, John Daniel Kingston, drove her to a family ranch near the Idaho border and whipped her with a leather belt until she passed out. Kingston spokesman Elden Kingston, 65, calls the suit an effort to "extort money" (the Order now controls a financial empire estimated at $100 million). He hints the family's lawyers would use hardball tactics, claiming Mary Ann experimented with sex and drugs, and that marrying her to her uncle was an attempt to "help that girl."
In another legal threat to the clan, Utah Attorney General Mark Shurtleff is launching a financial probe of the Kingstons (as well as a second polygamous clan). He hopes to bring an organized-crime-style prosecution against the Kingstons, whose high-ranking members run ranches, shopping centers, a real-estate firm and a coal mine. Elden Kingston denies wrongdoing and dismisses the investigation as "just another example of the state's long history of persecution" of the Kingstons. But for decades after a disastrous 1953 raid wrenched hundreds of children from their parents, Utah officials virtually ignored the sect and other so-called fundamentalists who practice polygamy in defiance of the law and the Mormon Church's 1890 ban on plural marriage. The convictions of Mary Ann's father and uncle ended the laissez-faire period, and public opposition grew last year with the news that polygamy was behind the alleged kidnapping and sexual assault of 14-year-old Elizabeth Smart.
Incest is a Kingston tradition. The clan's leaders have married dozens of first cousins, half sisters and nieces. The Order's top man, Paul Kingston, counts a half-dozen such relatives among his 20-plus wives, according to ex-members and Attorney General's investigator Ron Barton. Intermarriage of close relatives dates to Paul's late father, former leader John Ortell Kingston (who was also Jeremy's grandfather and Lu Ann's father). He taught his family that the Kingstons descended from Jesus Christ through a pair of "Jewish princesses," recalls former member Ron Tucker, 45, another of John Ortell's sons.
Elden Kingston dismisses the claims of descent from Christ as "fantasy." But he defends the marriage of cousins and even half siblings. "I think if the person ... believes it's right, and it's between two consenting adults, that's entirely up to them," he says, ignoring that many brides have married before they were 18.
The ongoing attention is having an effect. Former members say Paul Kingston recently had to calm anxious members who feared that Mary Ann's suit will take away their businesses and savings. Elden Kingston says the crackdown on underage marriages has "changed a lot of individuals' feelings about young marriages." But they insist on living their own way. "We pay millions of dollars in taxes," Elden Kingston complains. "We want to live our life and let everybody else live their life." For the Order, the days of live and let live may be gone.
© 2004 Newsweek, Inc
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Sunday, February 01, 2004
It is 12:12 and I should be tryign to fall asleep. Instead I am eating Chili that is far to hot for my weak mouth. I have a gazillion crackers here to help sooth my mouth and Id ont really no if it will work. What I am really wondering is what my room is going to smell like when I wake up. And I must also say... Its probable a good thing there is no one sharign my bed with me tonight! You no what they say...
Beans Beans good for your heart. The more you eat the more you FART!!!! RORORORO okay thats enough of a post for now.
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Beans Beans good for your heart. The more you eat the more you FART!!!! RORORORO okay thats enough of a post for now.
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