Friday, February 27, 2004
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous,
so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his latex gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't," she replied.
Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex,
and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands,let
them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into
boxes of the right size." She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during
the procedure she burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!" she replied.
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so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his latex gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't," she replied.
Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex,
and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands,let
them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into
boxes of the right size." She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during
the procedure she burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!" she replied.
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