Does any of this make sence?

Little Joys I Give Myself:
On my way to class this morning I was driving on Kozloski rd. and there was a young man driving a camaro. This young man apparently had no idea how to drive an automobile, he rode the break, almost changed lanes into other cars on two occasions and attempted passes and cut offs that would make even me shudder, waiting for the crash. Well, I caught up with this asshole while he was flooring it on the new extension of said road, in my 2000 corolla, a car defined by it's pure unadullterated speed (I was actually just about to drive through the ligth at top speed which allowed me to catch up to him). Well, while riding parallel to him, I managed to shout from my car loud enough, so that he heard me and gave me a nasty hand gesture; "What the fuck is wrong with you? Don't you know how to drive you fuck?!?!"
Made my morning....
I felt so proud of myself I gave myself a gift, by letting myself sleep through biology.
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If you can find it on the internet, somebody in the world is masturbating to it.
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Today I learned a few distrubing things in criminolgy class. All of which are sex related. The first thing disturbing I learned is that people get off on hanging themselves while jerkign off. Who the hell came up with this idea??? How does one learn that they like to hang themselves while spanking the monkey?? How does one learn this? Do you wake up one morning and thing 'Hey, I am tired of that same old porn... I think I am gonna hang myself today and shoot some putty on the ceiling while doing it' ?? Wouldnt the thought cross there mind that there is a VERY GOOD chance that they will DIE while doing this??? How does the first person who did this tell there friends aobut it? "Hey guys, last night I hung myself from the ceilign while I was waxing the torpedo... It was AWESOME!!!" I mean or did they learn because they found him DEAD with spunk all over his hands?? Then if you found the person dead because of it, wouldnt thjat make you not want to do it??
Anyway, the second disturbing thing I heard is that some people have an over facination with... Fecal matter. Where there get turned on by the site,smell,and feal oh shit (literally). THe teacher told us a story that an FBI agent told him when he was doing some type of research at that main FBI place. The FBI agent told him that he was in a small town that has never had a homicide before. The state police didnt want to help, and since he was in town they asked him to help. SO he did. This town had a huge outhouse type thing. And the outhouse had a pretty damn deep sewage type thing. THe guy was foudn dead in it. When the FBI agent saw the seen he ruled out all foul paly and called it accidental death. The reasonw hy is because the guy had grappling gear on. and his clothes and a towell were neatly folded on the outside of the outhouse. The guy had tried to grapple down into the sewage to 'Swim' in the waste of others while naked. On the pursuit down his rigging snapped, he hit his head and drowned in shit! That is one of the sickest things I have ever heard of... There are some weird fuckign people out there. Anyone who lieks to get pissed or crapped on should be sent to a mental instiution... God I hope nobody is beating there meat to the picture I posted yesterday.

Anyway I am out!!!

**I have to thank Brian for giving me a few terms for jerking off... I couldnt think of any and I idnt want to use the same one over and over and over.. So Thanks!!**

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Thanks for that, Shadow.
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This is what I am leaving you with!!!

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Okay, I fixed my setting so you can now see all of my posts from the beginning. At the end of each 30 day period they will get archived and you can look back and re-read my babbling by clicking on the link(s) under 'Archives' That is all for now!
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Anyone want to play Snake?

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First thing I must reply to Johns Post.... Damn right thats true!!! Now to the rest of my thought. I have a new favorite movie. This movie is entitled Shaolin Soccer. I HIGHLY suggest finding the movie and downloading it. Just DONT get the subtitled version. It is not nearly as funny with the sub titles! Since it wasnt released in the US (to the best of my knowledge at least) you wont be able to find it in stores. But it is well worth the download!!!! Tonight I watched another movie that was very Funny... The movie was How High I was laughing very hard with that movie! After that we watched was Most Extream Elimination Challange! This show is basically a bunch of asians doing 'stunts' and getting what they said duped over. Its most hilarious. While I am talking about this sorta thing then I must reccomend one more place. George Carlins Website The flash intro is worth it. It is basically a bunch of his hiliarious thoughts. That is what I leave you with tonight folks! Scott Bibby here signing off!
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If Scott Bibby was voted mayor of Freehold Twp., everyday would be polo shirt and jeans day!
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I am so friggin bored... I need to make more friends.

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I went miniture golfing today with Gerry and Ashely... Twas rather interesting, espeically with the Bibbyism Rules to miniture Golf. Someday, if you are all lucky enough, I might just post these high and mighty rules!!! or I will try to convince gerry to. There are differnt bibbyism rules to pool also, its a good system! but umm yea. I figure I will leave with something that alot of you have probable seen already, but I found it funny so I will show it!!!! It is entitled:

FUN WITH CYBER

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?

eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.

eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

eminemBNJA: Oh shit

BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

eminemBNJA: Oh shit

eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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bloodninja: Wanna cyber?

Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables?

bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?

Katie_007: Yeah, something like that.

bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out:

bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.

(pause)

Katie_007: is that it?

bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.

bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?

Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?

(pause)

bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.

bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.

Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.

bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.

bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.

Katie_007: ...

bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.

Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.

bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.

Katie_007: whatever

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Scott's new theme song, fitting with one of his previous posts....

Stop, look and listen baby that's my philosophy
It's called rubberneckin' baby but that's all right with me
Some people say I'm wasting time yeh, but they don't really know
I like what I see I see what I like yeh, it gives me such a glow

oh yea, for those of you who don't yet know google = god and can look up the lyrics, the song is Elvis Presley --Rubberneckin'

Also listen to 88.5 its usually a pretty good station in the evenings, sometimes fades out in freehold though.
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I cant sleep and I have to get up for work early. I have to start gettign to bed early once again so I can be used to it. Gettign to bed at 3am is jsut to late. It just isnt me! Well tongiht I had a good night. I bought a new chair from Best Buy and then Sheila and I went for a stroll along the beach. It was a beutiful night, and was fun. Well fun for me at least, only she knows if she enjoyed it. My next purchase is going to be a new mattress and box spring. My current mattress\boxspring make WAY to much noise. I wake myself up because of the noise as I am tossign and turning in bed! Blah, I just dont no where I am going to get the money for that!!! now if you all want you can..... [LOOK DOWN!!!]

to my just because I can fund!!! HOOOYA!!!
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Well today I went to breakfast with Ashley. We ate and nothign else really interesting happened. Now I am sitting here, and I am rather bored. I need to figure out how to set up my blogger so that the first post of a day is at the top and hte last post for the day is at the bottem. That is if you even can. People send me pictures! So I can get bored one day and put random pictures of people up!!! Dont you all want that??
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stop staring at me
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I have invited Gerry to post some of his thoughts here... Does anyone disagree with that decision?? *Stairs at audience menacingly*

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I rox
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And one last thing... I know you all wanna Spank my monkey!! (I stole the link from Gerry's blog )



beat that hot shots!!!
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Is it because of the time, or should I just be shot. I was flicking through the TV and I saw that 8-Mile was on. Now I have never seen it before, nor have I ever wanted to but I watched the last half of it. Sadly, I kinda liked it. Now according to Gerry "any movies watched between the hours of 12 midnight and 6 am do not count against you"
So does that mean I am saved?? After watching it, I am still not sure what the movie was about. Besides rappign and some kid shootign himself....

Well its another night where I can't sleep. I seem to have that problem lately, i want to get to bed I really do. I just cant sleep. Then when I do sleep it usually isnt all that restfull. Hrmm any suggestions on how to sleep better??

One last thing, I was thinking of goign ot see the Christmas Spectacular this year. (That radio city play) Would anyone else be interested in going? If so toss me an IM at Scott2x (Just click there and it should pop it up) if you want to go. It is roughly 65 to 70$ a ticket at off season times. Later all!!!
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Today I was sititgn back in my chair watching Samuri X. I was leaning back, feet up on the desk and that is when it happened. The chair broke! I went flyign to the left off of my chair into a fat heap on the floor. F'n chair is trying to kill me!!! Now I have to go buy a new chair and take a chainsaw to this one! Teach it for tryign to hurt me!
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Dont you hate it when those craps that have no reason what so ever to clog up a toilet, clog it up. But the ones where you think "Theres no way in hell thats making it down" go down easy?? Then when the toilet does get stopped by those sub-par turds, you have to go running around the house looking for a plunger. Bah!
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A quote from the Tv show The Family Guy: "Dad they even have games in the bathroom... Look I won a baloon!"





What a great show *tears*
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Well the giants pulled it off :-) That made me happy.. But I am still in a grumpy mood today. Just alot of crap on my mind and a more shit that I am tired of dealing with. So I guess I should finally get everything off my chest. I used to be able to let everything slide off me, and lose myself in video games, and lifting. Lately I have no desire to play video games, and lifting... well I would have to wake up early. I know once I start the lifting process it will be easy to continue, but its the starting that sucks. Knowing me and my Bibbyism beliefes I will never re stat and continue blowing 50 $ on a gym membership that I wont use. I think I should open up a gym and entitle it "The Gym you pay for jsut to say you are in a gym" There will be no real gym there... HRmm okay there will be, there will be a sigle bike, treadmill, and 2 dumbells. THe weight dosent matter because no one will use them. I will charge 30$ month just so they can say they are part of a gym... I think its a BRILLIANT idea!!! Whats do you think???

Anyway, if I manage to convince myself tomororw mornign to get up and go to the gym then everyday it will get that much easier. Right now I am weighing in between 205 and 210 (figure goign into July I was between 220 and 225 and closer to the 225 mark). It is my goal to get down to the low 180's. But that the long term goal. If I manage to start going to the gym I want to drop between 2 to 4 pounds a week at the minimum. I figure any more than that and it will become un healthy. But, since when does health matter when your trying to lose weight??? Well, bye for now. I am hoping ot get this chip off of my shoulder.


Crassus Cliffnotes: Giants Won!! YAY!! BUT I am in a bad mood AND i should open the gym of all gyms!
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Tiki Barber should be re-named... Tiki Fumbler!!!!
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For those of you men who have trouble finding some loving. This is the thing for you!!!

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Sexual Material Inside

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Can I interest anyone in a Pussy Snorkel? I think I might get the Whole Package (the last thing). Anyone want to buy it for me? I take an X-large shirt and in white please!
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Today I had work. I didnt do all that much. As one guy I work with would say, I did alot of 'sinning'. He told me that it is a sin to look at a girl and think un pure thoughts. So I started to quesion him about this. I took on the side that it is pure for me to look at a girl who has a 'banging' body and feal the need to stare at her and think of all the wonderfully fun things I could do with her. (I want to keep this a semi PG site so I wont go into detail) That it would be un pure of me to look at her and just think that she is pretty. he didnt really have a responce to me, but oh wwell... If you havent noticed this story is going know where.


crassus cliffnotes: Hot girls make me want them. Wanting them is sinning. I sin alot!
(Gerry I hope you no I do the crassus cliffnotes thing just for your pleasure!!!)
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I think I am in trouble.... Please help me!
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Anyone else agree??

Logic ET: i want to know why we still have a ban on cuba
Scott2x: for the principle of it
Logic ET: i wonder when its going to be lifted
Scott2x: when castro dies
Logic ET: whos gonna replace him though...
Scott2x: I will
Logic ET: i think you should



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I figured I needed a hurricane post. So this will be it. It is going to suck to pick up the mess it caused. I wonder how much the lawn Mower can run of and mulch to a pulp so I dont have to pick it up? Hrmmm, thats my quesion!
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Because everyone else is, I feal it is my duty to also write about the hurricane. What I think is that it should be fun, I like storms. There fun, and give a reason to 'snuggle' up to a signifagant other. Us males have to protect the female species. I like that kinda protecting :-). Anyway umm I really dont have anything to say about it. I am just hoping no trees fall in my yard, because then I would have to clean up the mess. That would suck realllly bad. Anyway. I'm out!
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Did you ever leave a shit, and the look at it and wonder "When did I eat that?" ? Or is it just me who wonders that sometimes?
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For those of you who care.. The bottom is most of my prior Journal... So from now on it should all be new stuff!!! WOOT!
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***Edited post because it just looked bad and I didnt feal like fixing all the hyperlinks to the websites***
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Well, I have decided to post all of my old posts from Diaryland and repost them here... So this will be a little transition period... so expect one LONG post :-) Then I can start with my usual random ramblings again!!! WOOT!!!
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This is my first post on this new journal. This journal likes to be called a blog. What makes this 'blog' l33t is that it is hosted on my own domain!!! Now I can preach about bibbyism all I want!!!


The First order of Disiple Burde goes as followed:
"believers of bibbyism should explore bondage!"

So remember that !!!

and my old journal can be found at:
http://scott-bibby.diaryland.com/
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