Monday, October 27, 2003
WHen you know you have a keeper.......
1. When your too drunk to piss your self, she hold it for you while u release.
2. When you fart really loud and she turns around and aims her canon back at you.
3. When you get a parking ticket and she pays for it.
4. When you take a mean shit, and then throw her in the bathroom to sufficate, and all u can hear is her laughing.
5. When you decide to play comandoe in the food store, and you turn behind u and shes on the ground with an egg ready to launch.
6. When a girl is a bitch to you at a party, and your girl takes her beer cup and pisses in it.
7. When you need something to eat, and she comes back with a steak.
8. When its pouring out and you forget to cover you bike and the Giants are playing, she runs out side to cover it.
9. When you make food that seemed a bit old, and u let her try it first to see if their is any side effects.
10. When you fall down the hill to get to the parking lot, and u happen to have grabed a peace of her clothing so that you dont tumble down the hill alone.
These reasons may not be the same for everyone but in these circumstances they seem pretty logical to me............ shit thats love
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1. When your too drunk to piss your self, she hold it for you while u release.
2. When you fart really loud and she turns around and aims her canon back at you.
3. When you get a parking ticket and she pays for it.
4. When you take a mean shit, and then throw her in the bathroom to sufficate, and all u can hear is her laughing.
5. When you decide to play comandoe in the food store, and you turn behind u and shes on the ground with an egg ready to launch.
6. When a girl is a bitch to you at a party, and your girl takes her beer cup and pisses in it.
7. When you need something to eat, and she comes back with a steak.
8. When its pouring out and you forget to cover you bike and the Giants are playing, she runs out side to cover it.
9. When you make food that seemed a bit old, and u let her try it first to see if their is any side effects.
10. When you fall down the hill to get to the parking lot, and u happen to have grabed a peace of her clothing so that you dont tumble down the hill alone.
These reasons may not be the same for everyone but in these circumstances they seem pretty logical to me............ shit thats love
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