Tuesday, October 14, 2003

What Does Daddy Do?
Ah, Children

A Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living... Little Mary says, "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail." Little Jack says, "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better." All the kids in the class had their turn and now it was Little Johnny's turn. Finally, the teacher asks, "Johnny, what does your Dad do?" Johnny replies, "My Dad is dead." "I'm sorry to hear that," says the teacher. "What did he do before he died?" "He turned blue and shit on the carpet."
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