Does any of this make sence?

Today I was sititgn back in my chair watching Samuri X. I was leaning back, feet up on the desk and that is when it happened. The chair broke! I went flyign to the left off of my chair into a fat heap on the floor. F'n chair is trying to kill me!!! Now I have to go buy a new chair and take a chainsaw to this one! Teach it for tryign to hurt me!
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