Monday, September 29, 2003

Today I learned a few distrubing things in criminolgy class. All of which are sex related. The first thing disturbing I learned is that people get off on hanging themselves while jerkign off. Who the hell came up with this idea??? How does one learn that they like to hang themselves while spanking the monkey?? How does one learn this? Do you wake up one morning and thing 'Hey, I am tired of that same old porn... I think I am gonna hang myself today and shoot some putty on the ceiling while doing it' ?? Wouldnt the thought cross there mind that there is a VERY GOOD chance that they will DIE while doing this??? How does the first person who did this tell there friends aobut it? "Hey guys, last night I hung myself from the ceilign while I was waxing the torpedo... It was AWESOME!!!" I mean or did they learn because they found him DEAD with spunk all over his hands?? Then if you found the person dead because of it, wouldnt thjat make you not want to do it??
Anyway, the second disturbing thing I heard is that some people have an over facination with... Fecal matter. Where there get turned on by the site,smell,and feal oh shit (literally). THe teacher told us a story that an FBI agent told him when he was doing some type of research at that main FBI place. The FBI agent told him that he was in a small town that has never had a homicide before. The state police didnt want to help, and since he was in town they asked him to help. SO he did. This town had a huge outhouse type thing. And the outhouse had a pretty damn deep sewage type thing. THe guy was foudn dead in it. When the FBI agent saw the seen he ruled out all foul paly and called it accidental death. The reasonw hy is because the guy had grappling gear on. and his clothes and a towell were neatly folded on the outside of the outhouse. The guy had tried to grapple down into the sewage to 'Swim' in the waste of others while naked. On the pursuit down his rigging snapped, he hit his head and drowned in shit! That is one of the sickest things I have ever heard of... There are some weird fuckign people out there. Anyone who lieks to get pissed or crapped on should be sent to a mental instiution... God I hope nobody is beating there meat to the picture I posted yesterday.

Anyway I am out!!!

**I have to thank Brian for giving me a few terms for jerking off... I couldnt think of any and I idnt want to use the same one over and over and over.. So Thanks!!**

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